Duct Duck

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<<img src="https://cdn.glitch.global/c380f64b-c3cd-44e3-81d3-d957cca3c82c/Duck%20Duct.png?v=1701996103411";>> There's a duck in your duct. A duct duck. Get him out. [[Into the ducts after him!|Remaining Soup]]

(Oh my god grandpa, shut the fuck up.) [[That's so interesting, Grandpa! Do go on!|Grandpa 2]] [[Mhmm...|Grandpa 2]]

"Now remember, lovely Campbell's which I have are a duck's sweet music!" [[Got it.|Grandpa 3]] [[Yup.|Grandpa 3]]

"And surely you know when a little bird's ways are wandering it moves like moth." [[Birds are moths, understood.|Grandpa 4]] [[(My MIND is wandering)|Grandpa 4]] [[Wait, wait - what was that last bit?|Grandpa 2]]

"Oh, dip down upon the northern something when he cries rumors." [[(I wish I could dip right now...)|Grandpa 5]] [[Of course, Grandpa, of course!|Grandpa 5]] [[Birds? Moths? Can you go back?|Grandpa 3]]

"Please, please, recall greedy mallards all forget to murder to completion." [[Duh!|Grandpa 6]] [[(Make him stop!!!!) Duh!|Grandpa 6]] [[Hold on, dip down where again?|Grandpa 4]]

"Listen carefully: glimpses of sparkling anything is a good passing." [[Yes, I'm familiar with the book of Leviticus|Grandpa 7]] [[(Bible freak.) Uhhuh!|Grandpa 7]] [[Excuse me, murder?|Grandpa 5]]

"And lastly, foggy showers beholds fears." [[Aye aye, captain! *Enthusiastically*|Grandpa 8]] [[Aye aye, captain! *Sarcastically*|Grandpa 8]]

"Now I'm gonna leave you in charge? Got all that?" [[What about "aye aye" don't you get, old man?|Grandpa 9]] [[Yes, Grandpa! I respect you and would never pick the snarky text options like an asshole. Only an idiot wouldn't realize this section is linear.|Grandpa 9]] [[I'd like to read all that again|Grandpa 1]]

Awww, finally. The place to myself. Hopefully no [[funny business]] happens.

Why would you click that?? [[Here we go|TITLE]].

Okay. A fork in the road. Well left is toward where Grandpa keeps all of his soup. Guess this is more of a spoon in the road. Heh heh. Sorry. Right is toward the buzzard next door. [[Left]] [[Right]] <<if $remainingsoup is 0>> GAME OVER, but feel free to look for the duck anyways :) <</if>> <<set $remainingsoup to $remainingsoup-1>>

Aww, Campbell's soup. So good. I see light ahead, but there is a dark side-path through this hole here. [[Keep going ahead]] [[Try the dark side-path]] <<if $remainingsoup is 0>> GAME OVER, but feel free to look for the duck anyways :) <</if>> <<set $remainingsoup to $remainingsoup-1>>

<<set $remainingsoup to $remainingsoup-1>> The Buzzard... I can see him through the vents. We call him that on account of how wrinkly his neck is. Should I tell him that? He can't see me. [[Yes]] [[No]] <<if $remainingsoup is 0>> GAME OVER, but feel free to look for the duck anyways :) <</if>> <<set $remainingsoup to $remainingsoup-1>>

"Go south, like me in the winter!" Who said that? [[Go South]] [[Go North]] [[Go East]] [[Go West]] <<if $remainingsoup is 0>> GAME OVER, but feel free to look for the duck anyways :) <</if>> <<set $remainingsoup to $remainingsoup-1>>

Do I hear a shower? I must be near the bathroom. [[Peak through the vent into the bathroom, you little freak you?]] [[Turn back.|Left]] <<set $remainingsoup to $remainingsoup-1>> <<if $remainingsoup is 0>> GAME OVER, but feel free to look for the duck anyways :) <</if>>

You saw your Grandma showering. [[Right. "Foggy showers behold fears." Let me retrace my steps.|Into the ducts after him!]] <<set $remainingsoup to $remainingsoup-1>> <<if $remainingsoup is 0>> GAME OVER, but feel free to look for the duck anyways :) <</if>>

You got stuck in a Looney Tunes-esque trap beyond comprehension. Game Over. [[Start Over?|TITLE]]

Wha... what is that? Oh my god, it's [[a guy]]! A dead guy! I should uh... just [[keep moving]]... <<set $remainingsoup to $remainingsoup-1>> <<if $remainingsoup is 0>> GAME OVER, but feel free to look for the duck anyways :) <</if>>

Oh wow, it just [[keeps going|Go East]]. Maybe I should [[turn back...|Keep going ahead]] <<set $remainingsoup to $remainingsoup-1>> <<if $remainingsoup is 0>> GAME OVER, but feel free to look for the duck anyways :) <</if>>

For you: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XBZUz4C6kqk [[Turn back|Keep going ahead]] <<set $remainingsoup to $remainingsoup-1>> <<if $remainingsoup is 0>> GAME OVER, but feel free to look for the duck anyways :) <</if>>

Oh he's still breathing... What's that? There's another path? [[Go down the path the creepy near-death man is suggesting?]] Or just [[keep moving]]? <<set $remainingsoup to $remainingsoup-1>> <<if $remainingsoup is 0>> GAME OVER, but feel free to look for the duck anyways :) <</if>>

Duck duck soup!!! I duck I shof my listened eaten all of of my grandpa eat duck is is gould've his soupa's a soupa's a soupa's a gonned....!!! I shoup!!! Duck of my granned.....f my soup!!! I duck duck listeat all of all of my duck list listened...teneduck istenened....my grandpat duck is gonna's sonna e listened... gonndpa's soupa's s soupa's shoulduck istenened....andpat duck is duck soup!!! I duck I shof my soup!!! I of my graned.....e listenedpa's eat at duck is is gonna ened....ck is gonnna eandpa've lis goned.....s gonna eat duck is duck duck liste listened...et al I broke the game. Maybe I shouldn't have kept moving... [[Go back|Go North]] <<set $remainingsoup to $remainingsoup-1>> <<if $remainingsoup is 0>> GAME OVER, but feel free to look for the duck anyways :) <</if>>

Ooh something shiny ahead! Perhaps a can of soup? Or a trap? [[Continue]] [[Start over cuz I'm so effin' lost, bro|Into the ducts after him!]] <<set $remainingsoup to $remainingsoup-1>> <<if $remainingsoup is 0>> GAME OVER, but feel free to look for the duck anyways :) <</if>>

<<set $remainingsoup to $remainingsoup-1>> Damn. He just whispered "I know" under his breath. That's really sad. Guess I'll [[head back|Into the ducts after him!]]. <<if $remainingsoup is 0>> GAME OVER, but feel free to look for the duck anyways :) <</if>> <<set $remainingsoup to $remainingsoup-1>>

He's just crying. Maybe I can say something nice? [[I like your stuffed squirrel collection!]] [[Your neck looks normal and doesn't stand out at all!]] [[No, I'll just head back. Let him figure whatever this is out.|Into the ducts after him!]] <<set $remainingsoup to $remainingsoup-1>> <<if $remainingsoup is 0>> GAME OVER, but feel free to look for the duck anyways :) <</if>> <<set $remainingsoup to $remainingsoup-1>>

He just kept crying... but I think one of the squirels blinked? Ok that [[that's enough|Into the ducts after him!]] <<set $remainingsoup to $remainingsoup-1>> <<if $remainingsoup is 0>> GAME OVER, but feel free to look for the duck anyways :) <</if>>

Maybe be cracked a smile? Hard to tell through all the crying. Okay, [[I'm out|Into the ducts after him!]] <<set $remainingsoup to $remainingsoup-1>> <<if $remainingsoup is 0>> GAME OVER, but feel free to look for the duck anyways :) <</if>>

<<img src="https://cdn.glitch.global/c380f64b-c3cd-44e3-81d3-d957cca3c82c/Duck%20Duct.png?v=1701996103411";>> There he is. That sick duck. [[Eating my grandpa's soup]]. <<set $remainingsoup to $remainingsoup-1>> <<if $remainingsoup is 0>> GAME OVER, but feel free to look for the duck anyways :) <</if>>

<<img src="https://cdn.glitch.global/c380f64b-c3cd-44e3-81d3-d957cca3c82c/Duck%20Duct.png?v=1701996103411""";>> He's not even heating it up. [[Confront him]] [[Start over cuz I'm so effin' lost, bro|Into the ducts after him!]] <<set $remainingsoup to $remainingsoup-1>> <<if $remainingsoup is 0>> GAME OVER, but feel free to look for the duck anyways :) <</if>>

<<img src="https://cdn.glitch.global/c380f64b-c3cd-44e3-81d3-d957cca3c82c/Duck%20Duct.png?v=1701996103411";>> You sneak up on him. He's so invested in this can of italian wedding he doesn't hear you. [[Grab it]] [[Slap it]] [[Twist it]] [[Bop it]] <<if $remainingsoup is 0>> GAME OVER, but feel free to look for the duck anyways :) <</if>>

You got him by the neck. Now what? [[Explain to him how much that soup means to your grandpa]] [[Put him in the microwave that's literally right there, like how is he not heating up this soup?]] [[Stare into his eyes]] <<if $remainingsoup is 0>> GAME OVER, but feel free to look for the duck anyways :) <</if>>

This must be some bomb-ass I.W., he didn't even react! [[Try something else|Confront him]] <<set $remainingsoup to $remainingsoup-1>> <<if $remainingsoup is 0>> GAME OVER, but feel free to look for the duck anyways :) <</if>>

Wow, you got that Bop-It referecne. Cool. Now [[figure out what to do with this duck|Confront him]]. <<set $remainingsoup to $remainingsoup-1>> <<if $remainingsoup is 0>> GAME OVER, but feel free to look for the duck anyways :) <</if>>

He totally gets it and asks for just one can for the road. And promises to never steal your g's s' ever again. Good job you beat the game! <<if $remainingsoup is 0>> You didn't really win, all the soup is gone... <</if>>

I'm not typing this out dude, seek help. You lose. <<if $remainingsoup is 0>> There's no soup too, you really lose. <</if>>

[[Stare harder]] <<if $remainingsoup is 0>> GAME OVER, but feel free to look for the duck anyways :) <</if>>

[[HARDER]] <<if $remainingsoup is 0>> GAME OVER, but feel free to look for the duck anyways :) <</if>>

He broke. He's weak. He vowed to never touch soup again. He's clean, bro, from this day forward. Good job, you won the game! <<if $remainingsoup is 0>> You didn't really win, all the soup is gone... <</if>>

He's gonna eat all of Grandpa's soup, shit. [[Begrudgenly crawl on|Into the ducts after him!]] <<set $remainingsoup to $remainingsoup-1>>

<<set $remainingsoup to 20>>

<div id="header">Soup Remaining: $remainingsoup</div> ------------------------------------------------------------------